Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which singer could always break a five?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?