What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.