Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How are teens like cats?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?