How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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