How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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