What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?