What did the robot want for Christmas?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Bears love exotic cars.