What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What school subject really rocks?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?