What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What bird is always sad?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?