Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What animals make the best students?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why was the horse so happy?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?