What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What sport is full of interior designers?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
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