What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?