Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
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