Why does the orange always lose in races?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is the emptiest holiday?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you give a sick pig?