Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
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