What time does everyone love to drink?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the Dorito say to his son?