Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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