What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

How do bees get to school?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?