Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's a horse's favorite car?