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Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

I broke my finger!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?