Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
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