Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
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