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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why don't fish play basketball?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?