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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?