Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What fish only swims at night?
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