Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
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