What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

It's allergy season again?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the barber win the race?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What words make the best athletes?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?