What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How does a taco bless the table?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a small mom?