Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
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