What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
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