Where can you always get cheap gas?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why is summer always sad?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What bee is good for your health?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?