What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
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