What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Which singer could always break a five?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?