What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
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What did summer say to spring?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
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