Where does food go to take a nap?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?