What's the saddest part of the week?

How did the toad die?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What types of dogs are bilingual?