Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?