Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's the most determined bird?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which animals make the best football players?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How does dinner smell?