In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What does a lion call an antelope?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?