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What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?