Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What car always breaks the rules?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How does dinner smell?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?