Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

A book just fell on my head.

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?