What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?