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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

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What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

When should you start writing a book?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

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