What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.