What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
It's Crowded!
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
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