What sound does a witch's car make?

What shape is bad at driving?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?