Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Someone stole my mood ring!

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What does a dog say before eating?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What sweet treat never panics?