Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?