How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?