What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do cows say when you milk them?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.