Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why are frogs always so happy?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?