What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
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What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How does a squid go into battle?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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