What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Surprise!!!!
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
The museum curator needed a break.
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