Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?