What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's the politest month?