Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?