What event do spiders love to attend?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call an arctic cow?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?