What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?