What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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