What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What happens when grass goes out of town?