Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?