Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

How does a cow do math?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where do burgers like to dance?