What do you call a silly hill?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?