Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the fish blush?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do bees say in the summer?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?