If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What fish sings the best?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?