What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where does breakfast live?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the tomato turn red?
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