What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
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