What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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