What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
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What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
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