What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do elves learn in school?
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