Why is furniture so generous?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?