Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do elves learn in school?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the confused bee say?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?