What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?