Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What day do hands always go to church?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

How do fireflies start a race?

How do you make a bear really angry?