What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?