Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why was the mime upset?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?