Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?