Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do cows say when you milk them?