Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What table can you never sit at?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Which cats have the best manners?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?