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Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is the most adorable season?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?