Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?