How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the school bully have for lunch?