What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why did the fish blush?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?