What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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