What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the tree get lost?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
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