What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which is the worst season?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you get kids to do something?
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