What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
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