What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the snake cross the road?
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