What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why do two skunks argue?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?