Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why did the window need an aspirin?