Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?