What sport requires no movement at all?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

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What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Do dads always snore?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?