Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

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Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why was the bee sad?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?