Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Who invented fractions?