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Where do polar bears vote?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?