Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which president loved to take baths?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?