Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do elves learn in school?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?