Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What condiment has wings?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?