Why is the beach so confident?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?