How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What kind of monkey flies to school?