What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why was the dog so popular?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?