How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
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