How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!