What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why are goats so funny?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?