Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the sick chicken say?

How long do chickens work?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?