Why do diners never serve lobster?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do math teachers eat?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the goal post get angry?