Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What type of pasta helps you relax?