What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How long do chickens work?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?