Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
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