What do you do when two snails fight?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What animals make the best students?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's the noisiest food?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?