Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?