What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?