Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
Where would you find an elephant?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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