Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are cars magic?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
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