What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What says: oom oom oom?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why are cause and effect so close?