What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?