What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What kind of bird can write?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?