When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why is the beach so confident?