My Valentine this year is a goalie.

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What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Which plant has the best roar?

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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?