Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?