Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
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