Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the friendliest pen?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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