What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?