Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What math figure is also in the band?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?