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What food is a man's best friend?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

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What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

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Why was the fabric always laughing?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

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What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

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