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What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

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Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

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