Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?