Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?