Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What is a cow's dream job?

What's a henway?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?