What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do plants hate algebra?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?