What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?