What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
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