How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Which family member has tusks?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How long do chickens work?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do you make a bandstand?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?