Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?