What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?