What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Which state is the cleanest?