What do cows say on NYE?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What game do mice love to play?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?