Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.