What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?